A paradux
1 or 2? 1... or 2?
Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2
I have made a grave mistake.
Arrrr-thritis
Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.
Because he is lying.
It was juts a stage he was going through.
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
It's because there are more geese on that side.
To slow down speeding geese!
Fire Quackers