What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.

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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

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He walks into a bra.

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What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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Got so excited she wet her plants.

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Gang, 'Nam Style.

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux