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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What's a Chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What should PMS be called?

Ovary-acting

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers