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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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What do you call 2 medics?

Paramedics

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

Why when geese fly in a V formation is one side longer than the other?

Because it has more geese in it.

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers