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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

Who wants 2 try?

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

2 Duck Jokes More 2 Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux