Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

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Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

There are more ducks on that side.

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!