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Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

V Jokes More V Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

W'

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux