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Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

V Jokes More V Jokes

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

There are more ducks on that side.

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)