What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

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When does 2-1=0?

When you're talking about choices.

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

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What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.