What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

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How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.