What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.