What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

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What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.