What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

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What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back?

You discussed me.

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Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!