Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest!

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.