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Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.