Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.