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Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

Why are pirates, pirates?

CASUE THEY ARGHHHHHHH

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What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

What's green and walks through walls?

Casper the Friendly Pickle.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.