Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.