Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme?

Arrr

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.