Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!

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What's A Pirate's Favorite thing too do?

Hook up

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen