Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen