Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

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Why are pirates, pirates?

CASUE THEY ARGHHHHHHH

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

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What's A Pirate's Favorite thing too do?

Hook up

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen