Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

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Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise.