Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

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What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life