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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

What do philosophical dolphins say?

What's the porpoise?