Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

Endorphins

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

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How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...