Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

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What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.

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How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

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Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!