Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

Mafia Boss Jokes More Mafia Boss Jokes

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.