Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

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Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

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How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

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What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty