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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

What's the best rock to sleep on?

Bed rock

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

What do you call the mafia of aggressive pepper salesmen?

The all up in yo business.

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

An aard-shark!

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

Mafia Boss Jokes More Mafia Boss Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty