Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

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Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

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Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.