Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Mafia Boss Jokes More Mafia Boss Jokes

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.