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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

An aard-shark!

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

Mafia Boss Jokes More Mafia Boss Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty