Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

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Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

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How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.