What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

Organize Jokes More Organize Jokes

How do you organize wet books?

With the mildewy decimal system!

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What do you call the mafia of aggressive pepper salesmen?

The all up in yo business.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.