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What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

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What is a Mafia enforcer's favorite game?

Whack-A-Mole

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon