What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

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What's the difference between someone unemployed and a gender-expert?

Nothing

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

What do you call a French organized crime detective?

J'accuza

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon