What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

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What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

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How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

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Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.