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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

Organize Jokes More Organize Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

How do you organize wet books?

With the mildewy decimal system!

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.