What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

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What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

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Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.