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What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

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How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

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What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

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Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow