How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

Cocaine.

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What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

My girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Why was the couch afraid of the chair?

The chair was armed.