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How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

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How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

How many out of date redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

OVER 9000

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What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Why are black people fast runners?

They have 3 long strong legs.

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Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

Why was the couch afraid of the chair?

The chair was armed.