How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

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How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

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How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.