Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

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Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

John Cougar's Melon Camp