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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

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Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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He works on a cold case.

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp