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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp