Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

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What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp