Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

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Because they cantaloupe!

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Because they cantaloupe...

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He wears a coat and pants.

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

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