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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

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Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

John Cougar's Melon Camp