John Cougar Jokes

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.