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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

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Q. They think their picture is being taken.

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I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.

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What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

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What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

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What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.