John Cougar Jokes

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

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Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Melon Camp Jokes More Melon Camp Jokes

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

John Cougar Melon Camp Jokes More John Cougar Melon Camp Jokes

Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

What does a feminist pick up from the post office?

Their femail

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.