John Cougar Mellencamp
John Cougar's Melon Camp
I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.
They cantaloupe
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
I have to walk Home Alone
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
A puddle
I've got a bone to pick with you
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
One with a hoppy ending.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.
A liar.
