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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

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Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

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Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

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How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything!

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What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.