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What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

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What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.