What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

Cantelope

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.