Cougar Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

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How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

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What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What did the guy with bad internet get?

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

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Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

Www.filopedia.org

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

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What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A light house.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.