Cougar Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

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How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

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What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?

A boa constructor!

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

Umami Jokes More Umami Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.