Cougar Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

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Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What is "YEAH" in Japanese?

HAEY, obviously.

What is Batman's Japanese emergency number?

7777-Batman