Cougar Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

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Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Obtain Jokes More Obtain Jokes

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

Tulips.

Old Woman Jokes More Old Woman Jokes

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What's a Japanese person's hangover cure?

Soba Noodles

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

Liar Jokes More Liar Jokes

What do you call people who don't repost jokes?

Liars

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.