Cougar Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

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How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

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What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Surname

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

What do you call the Japanese police force?

Kawaii Five-0

John Cougar Jokes More John Cougar Jokes

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Melon Camp Jokes More Melon Camp Jokes

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

John Cougar's Melon Camp