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How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

Temperature Jokes More Temperature Jokes

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

Rectal Thermometer Jokes More Rectal Thermometer Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

The taste!

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Insist Jokes More Insist Jokes

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.