She uses a perfect son.
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Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
A liar.
They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.
Mend her bones or walk the plank
Camenbert
A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)
The taste
The taste.
Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
Because it was ripped.
To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
A tooter
Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.
6 Below
Because they just cantaloupe.
