How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

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What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

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How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.