How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!