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How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.