How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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Why did the crazed Packers fan throw out all of Aaron Rodgers's forks?

They were too Cutler-y.

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

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What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!