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How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!