How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back