Grenade Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

Linoleum Blownapart Jokes More Linoleum Blownapart Jokes

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What baby?

Oh, so you're not pregnant '

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!