Grenade Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because its bangs were getting long!

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

Hi Buster.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

What's next, thought crimes?

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