Grenade Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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