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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.