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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

Why There is No Readhead in Hell?

God does not punish twice.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Who's there! Chair! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions!

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.