What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.

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What's the best thing about deadly snakes?

They've got poisonality!

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave