What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.

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What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave