What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

Alp Jokes More Alp Jokes

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!