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What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

Alp Jokes More Alp Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.