A cry for Alp!
Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack
It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Elephino
Hole Foods.
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
It's not my fault.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
To get to the other side.
