What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

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One baby in ten trash cans.

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What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!