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What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter?

The baby, because she's a little bigger.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

Alp Jokes More Alp Jokes

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.