Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

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Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

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A tiger moth!

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Ptera Don

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Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.