Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

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Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song?

Reach For The **Stats**.

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

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Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

Where is the monster's temple?

On the side of his head.

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What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high

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Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?