Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

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What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

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Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.