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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

What goes "Hahahahaha...*thud*"?

Someone laughing their head off

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Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.

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Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!