Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

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Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.