Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

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What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution?

They put their head into it.

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

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Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.