What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

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Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!