What has a mouth but no teeth?

A river.

Previous Random Joke Next
Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

River Jokes More River Jokes

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!