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What has a mouth but no teeth?

A river.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"