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What has a mouth but no teeth?

A river.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

What river separates China and India?

The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)