What has a mouth but no teeth?

A river.

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What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

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What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"