What has a mouth but no teeth?

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

River Jokes More River Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.