What has a mouth but no teeth?

A river.

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Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer