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What has a mouth but no teeth?

A river.

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Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

What did the blonde's dentist find?

Teeth in the cavity.

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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river