Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

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Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

Why did the duck go to jail?

He was selling quack.