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Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

A duck

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.