Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

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What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*