Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker