Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.