Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

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When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

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Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.