What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

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Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux