What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

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Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Firequacker Jokes More Firequacker Jokes

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker