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What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

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Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

Firequacker Jokes More Firequacker Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.