What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

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What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers