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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

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Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Who's there! Almond! Almond who?

Almond the side of the law! Kn

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

Denture Jokes More Denture Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!