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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?

Embezzlement

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

Denture Jokes More Denture Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!