Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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Those are the wrong Sais.

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An insecurity guard

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On your Marx, get set, go!

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Why must judges learn to spell well?

They must follow the letter of the law.

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

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What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Denture Jokes More Denture Jokes

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.