Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Russell.
He wanted cold hard cash!
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Looks over both shoulders....
Because it goes right out of your head.
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
Because it was a gun-free zone
He was caught taking a leek.
A FUNGI to be with!
Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.
Tsar Wars
Paddy O' Furniture
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
The Law of the jungle!
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
A private tutor.
He took out his dentures!