Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.

What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.

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What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

How do you find a blonde on reddit?

Look for the comments that just say "huh "

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What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

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What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

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What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

Denture Jokes More Denture Jokes

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.