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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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What do I look like?

A typewriter

Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

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What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

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Why did the duck get arrested?

Because he was smoking quack!

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

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How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

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What happened to the cold jellyfish?

It set!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Denture Jokes More Denture Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!