Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

What's his last name?

Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

Denture Jokes More Denture Jokes

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.