Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

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What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.