Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?

Where in earth have you been!

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

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What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

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Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

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What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.