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Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

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What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

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Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture