Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What do you call an ant in space?

Cosmonants & Astronants!

What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.