Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

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Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cod! Cod who?

Cod red-handed!

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What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

How much space does fungi need to grow?

As Mushroom as possible.

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

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What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

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I think this is a set up!

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.