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Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

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How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

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Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

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What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley.

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning