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What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

Who is a Sea Lion's favorite composer?

Orff Orff Orff Orff!

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

What smells funny?

Clown poo!

Portuguese Jokes More Portuguese Jokes

What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)