What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya?

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Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.