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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

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What did the Magician say when he took some Adderall?

Hocus Focus

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

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What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

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What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?

On a beach near Boston.