What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.