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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

What did the magician say to the aerial student?

I work on a different plane

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What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling