What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A light house.

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book?

Who-dini

What did the magician's girlfriend say to the magician?

I can't see you anymore.

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What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

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What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!