What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A light house.

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

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What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

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What does a Boston terrier sound like?

Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.