Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...