Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

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How was your day?

And he goes: " rrrrRough "

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.