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Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

What's the most problematic time of day?

4:04

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?

I am dismayed!