Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

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Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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Why are the other numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!