Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

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What's a dentist's favorite time of day?

Tooth-hurty

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

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Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?

I am dismayed!