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Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why did the number one go to jail?

187

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.