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Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

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Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

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What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral.

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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.