Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

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Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

What's a pilots least favorite holiday?

May Day!

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?

I am dismayed!