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How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

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What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

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How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate