How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.

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How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken