How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

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How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

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How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you.