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How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

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How does a French alcoholic greet someone?

Enchantr.

How did one gold atom greet the other gold atom?

Ey you.