How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

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How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

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How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.