How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

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How did Maxwell greet Ampere?

Good Faraday to you, sir!

How does a Facebook employee greet each other?

Hey there, whatsapp!!