Israeli Jokes

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

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Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

West Bank Jokes More West Bank Jokes

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Search Engine Jokes More Search Engine Jokes

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton