Israeli Jokes

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.

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What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

How did the hipster burn their tongue?

They drank their tea before it was cool.

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How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

How does a German get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!