Israeli Jokes

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

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Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Hebrew Jokes More Hebrew Jokes

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

Search Engine Jokes More Search Engine Jokes

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

West Bank Jokes More West Bank Jokes