Israeli Jokes

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

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What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.