An instagator!
The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!
Joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door >
According to my neighbor it's 458 times.
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
An illogical situation imagined by a child.
Ocajunally