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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

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Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.