What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call a reptile detective?

An investigator Sorry