What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid.

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.