What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

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What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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How many elves does a german santa have?

Elf.

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....