What's that one room zombies can never enter?

The LIVING room

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room