What's that one room zombies can never enter?

The LIVING room

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What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.