Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

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How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room(haha get it)

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What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...