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Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

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How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

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Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains