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Zombie Apocalypse Jokes

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

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Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

Sorority Jokes More Sorority Jokes

What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

Why is the brain always anxious?

It's part of the nervous system.

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Gamer Jokes More Gamer Jokes

What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook?

With his EyePhone

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.