Zombie Apocalypse Jokes

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

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Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

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Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

What has four wheels and flies?

A rubbish bin!

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What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)