Zombie Apocalypse Jokes

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

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Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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Sorority Jokes More Sorority Jokes

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Gamer Jokes More Gamer Jokes

What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists

Where's the best place to explore?

Rome.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What was the vegan craving when he got bit by a zombie?

GRRRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSS

What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.