Zombie Apocalypse Jokes

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

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Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

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Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

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What do you call a pro-gamer?

An ath1337

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.