WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
Meet Patty
Nothing, you already told her twice.
She forgot to delete her Bowser history
They're used to disappointment.
Stick a plunger in the toilet
Toilet paper.
It gets jalapeno face.
Kobe beef
It doesn't need cleaned.
Bawdy wash.
Because it couldn't control P
None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.
Her husband on a date.
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
A toothbrush.
Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
I would like to help with house #7.
They will give you a piece of your mind.
