WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
Your credit card.
Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five
BLEEE-AAAACH!
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers
A log dump!
Leave them to slug it out.
Because they have developed very good punch quality.
None because they pee sitting down.
It doesn't need cleaned.
She couldn't control her pupils.
Kim Jong Un has control over his country.
On a blind date!
The husband.
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
They will give you a piece of your mind.
