When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why is I such a controlling letter?

Because I said so.

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Anger Jokes More Anger Jokes

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.