WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
There's already a clock on the stove
3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.
Because he had to use the bathroom.
Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.
In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
Alien vs. Predator
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
They use Google Mops.
A loose Canon.
Because Juice control the media
They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.
Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
With dog diskettes!
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger
I'm Crossed.
