Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

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He drops it like it's hot.

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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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For drizzle.

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What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle