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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

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What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

Pontiac Jokes More Pontiac Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss