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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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What is Snoop Dogg's favorite note?

High G.

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer?

A loose Canon.

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Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle