Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

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Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle