Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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Me: *names two of them*

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It loses its cool.

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A smokesalottapotamus.

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

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What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer?

A loose Canon.

Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

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Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

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Fo' Drizzle

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What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle