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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

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How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle