Drizzle Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

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WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

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Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

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He needed to have an Even Flow.

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

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Instagran

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Mascarpone

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

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HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Dr. Dre

What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...