Drizzle Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

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A wet one.

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

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What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

What rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre

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What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

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Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

Why shouldn't you be racist?

Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle....

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Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

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What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster....

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle