Drizzle Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

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Fo' Frizzle

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You Snoop, Dogg.

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Dr.Dre

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Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

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What does Snoop Dogg say to his baby?

Kushie kushie koo

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

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What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

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How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle