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Drizzle Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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Your Age Is Only Math

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

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He used the holy immaculate contraception

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

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Why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle....

Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Who's there! Courtney Pine! Courtney Pine who?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one!

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

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What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license?

Homeless.

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

Because he chose from the kids menu