Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

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What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.