Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

An impasta!

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It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

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What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

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Sugar Puff Daddy

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Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella?

Fo drizzle