What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

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Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.

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What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.