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What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

What does Laquisha have for breakfast?

Plan B

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What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead?

Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.