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What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

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What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives?

An anti-derivative.

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

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What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

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What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)