Sugar Puff Daddy
He looks at your shoes instead of his
A Walken humidor.
A. Ihop
Scrambled eggs =p
Challah!
They go shopping at a department store.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)