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How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

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How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

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What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

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What's the powerful weapon in Greenland's arsenal?

The Nuuklear Bomb

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.