How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

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What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.

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What's the powerful weapon in Greenland's arsenal?

The Nuuklear Bomb

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.