How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

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How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

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How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

What's the powerful weapon in Greenland's arsenal?

The Nuuklear Bomb