Greenland Jokes

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

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What's the powerful weapon in Greenland's arsenal?

The Nuuklear Bomb

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Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

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I'm just not that Inuit."*

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What small plant is used in war?

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Which war was the hungriest?

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