Greenland Jokes

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

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What's the powerful weapon in Greenland's arsenal?

The Nuuklear Bomb

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How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it