Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

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What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

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How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

What do they call the lottery in Africa?

Celebrity adoption.

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What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.