Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

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What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...