Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?

Gives the X Box back to grandkids

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What lottery did the broom win?

The sweepstakes.

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What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...