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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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I, 4-1, know we won't win.

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What lottery did the broom win?

The sweepstakes.

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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...