What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

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How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

How do you keep someone curious?

I'll tell you on my next post

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What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.