What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them from flamingos!

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Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.