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What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

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How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

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What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

Uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.