4-year-old: I won.
Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"
They don't find them Hume-erous.
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
They heard it was a Superfund site.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!
