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What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

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What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

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Won ton

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Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

How was the sound quality of Shrek's musical keyboard?

Nothing special, it was just MIDI-Ogre

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YouTuberculosis.

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Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate.